| Rich: |  I should be safe in here...AAHHH!!! | 
| Guard1: |  Now this IS a surprise! | 
| Guard2: |  Yes, she is a sexy little treat! | 
| Guard1: |  Now wait a second!  I'm the ranking soldier here! | 
| Guard3: |  But I'm the ranking man, and I say the little wench is looking for a real man!! | 
| Guard1: |  You saying you're more man than me?  I'd like to see... | 
| Guard2: |  Hey...where did she go? | 
| Guard3: |  Don't just stand there looking dumber than usual, let's go find her!! |