| Slim: | Look, you don't have to do this. |
| Wizard: | You took from me a holy artifact that is in my care. And you made me look like a fool before the captain. And now I know the captain will use me as a scapegoat for the kings wrath. |
| Slim: | Hey, I'm sorry. |
| Wizard: | You make me sick! I'm going to teach you a lesson. I think I'll turn you into a monkey. |
| Slim: | What is it with wizards and turning people into monkeys?? Besides, that spell only lasts a few weeks. |
| Wizard: | Don't worry. I plan on having monkey stew for dinner. |
