| Slim: | Its all a matter of understanding how a castle works. Where's there's a harem, there's a secret passage. |
| Rich: | How did you know it was here? |
| Slim: | I have my ways. |
| Rich: | You overheard some guard talking about it when you went to get the fruit, didn't you? |
| Slim: | Well, yeah, but I found it. |
| Rich: | Good, but how do any guards get through that crack? It seems pretty small. |
| Slim: | That's because it's not for the guards to get in, it's for the girls to get out. |
| Rich: | I don't understand. |
| Slim: | Of course you don't. If you were stuck in a harem with a bunch of other girls, and only one man and the occasional visitor for male company, how many years would it be before you started digging your way out? |
| Rich: | Wouldn't someone noticed them missing? |
| Slim: | For someone who reads as much as you do, you can be pretty slow. It's so they can see their boyfriends. |
| Rich: | Oh, I see. Wouldn't the king get upset about that? |
| Slim: | I'm sure he would if he found out...that's why it's a secret. |
| Rich: | Well, lets just find Dory and get out of here. You'd better go in, I'm too big...and besides you look more like a... |
| Slim: | Don't even finish that. |
| Rich: | ...Well, what do you see? |
| Slim: | Oh my god, oh my god, oh my... |
| Rich: | Knock it off, what do you see?! |
| Slim: | I've died and gone to heaven...now I know why everyone wants to be king! |
| Rich: | I meant, do you see Dory? |
| Slim: | Wait...yes, I do. She's tied up with another girl. |
| Rich: | Maybe you should take a picture, it would last longer. |
| Slim: | Oh, no, they are not tied to each other, but this is good, too. |
| Rich: | Can you get her out? |
| Slim: | Wait, the other girls seem to be going somewhere. I think I can do it, but I'll have to be quick. |
| Rich: | As I recall, that was the nicest thing your last girlfriend said about you. |
