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The Red Skelton Show episode Unknown
  • Categories:Age, Television Episode
  • Episode: April 14, 1959, (C) 1959, Episode, Magic, Comedy

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In the show's main sketch, Red portrays his rustic hick character Clem Kaddlehopper, on whose farm is a well with water that has rejuvenating properties. Naturally, Clem goes to Hollywood to give aging actresses youthening mud packs using the water. His first client is a silent movie diva who refuses to accept she is no longer a young romantic lead. Her plastic surgeon refuses her another face lift because she'd end up "breathing from her toes." Clem's mud pack turns the dive from a frump of 60 to a curvy blonde of 20. But after shooting one scene of a movie, the diva reclares that the mud treatment is coming undone and demands another. After a second treatment (and some messy mud-laden slapstick), work on the movie resumes, but stops immediately when the diva steps on the set a 5-year-old girl. "How'd you all get so big," the girl dive says as the sketch ends.

originally posted by anonymous on 2003-01-21, no edits, entryid=3888