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Tek Jansen (voiced by Stephen Colbert himself) is in the mist of
peril when robots and lasers are attacking him, thankfully he is
able to destroy them all with his toe ring. Then his two teenage
sidekicks (a red head boy and a red head girl) show up just after
Tek Jansen escaped the trap, they all rush to destory the evil
Brazilian whom is trying to steal all of New Earth's clouds. They
enter and Brazilian agrees to go peacefully, only if he gets to say
goodbye to his weapon. Tek Jansen is a compassionate man and allows
this. Brazilian, however, is not as compassionate and tries to
kills Tek with the death ray, the boy jumped in the way to save Tek
(dieing in the process).
The girl is every upset to see one of her friends die. Sadness
turns into lust and Tek and the girl get it on. After they finish,
Tek stands up and says, "That was some good lovin'" the girl then
stands up and turns into a giant alien crab monster and tries to
kill and eat Tek Jansen.
Will Tek Jansen escape this creature?
Will the evil Brazilian ever be brought to justice?
Will anyone ever publish Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 Book so
that I can read it?
Find out next time on Stephen Colbert Presents Stephen Colbert's
Alpha Squad 7: A NEW Tek Jansen Adventure
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originally posted by KitsuneKit on 2006-09-20, no edits, entryid=260